4
Summer was drawing to a close. He was
seventeen, still living in Johnson, New Jersey, a small, semi-rural
town in Burlington County. His father was working as a C.P.A. then,
and his mother was still alive. His brother was in the New Jersey
State College of Medicine and his sister was in Rutgers
pre-law.
On the corner down the street from his house
lived Mr. Vito Canelli, a retired widower. From the time the ground
thawed until the time it froze again, he worked in his yard.
Especially on his lawn. He seeded and fertilized every couple of
weeks, watered it daily. Mr. Canelli had the greenest lawn in the
county. It was usually flawless. The only times it wasn’t was when
someone cut the corner turning right off 541 onto Jack’s street.
The first few times were probably accidents, but then some of the
more vandalism-prone kids in the area started making a habit of it.
Driving across “the old wop’s” lawn became a Friday and Saturday
night ritual. Finally, old Mr. Canelli put up a three-foot white
picket fence and that seemed to put an end to it. Or so he
thought.
It was early. Jack was walking up to the
highway towing the family Toro behind him. For the past few summers
he had made his money doing gardening chores and cutting grass
around town. He liked the work and liked even better the fact that
he could adjust his hours almost any way he wished.
When he came into view of Mr. Canelli’s yard
he stopped and gaped.
The picket fence was down—smashed and
scattered all over the lawn in countless white splinters. The small
flowering ornamental trees that blossomed in varied colors each
spring-dwarf crabapples, dogwoods—had been broken off a foot above
the ground. Yews and junipers were flattened and ground into the
dirt. The plaster pink flamingos that everybody laughed about were
shattered and crushed to powder. And the lawn… there weren’t just
tire tracks across it, there were long, wide gouges up to six
inches deep. Whoever had done it hadn’t been satisfied with simply
driving across the lawn and flattening some grass; they had skidded
and slewed their car or cars around until the entire yard had been
ripped to pieces.
As Jack approached for a closer look, he saw
a figure standing at the corner of the house looking out at the
ruins. It was Mr. Canelli. His shoulders were slumped and quaking.
Sunlight glistened off the tears on his cheeks. Jack knew little
about Mr. Canelli. He was a quiet man who bothered no one. He had
no wife, no children or grandchildren around. All he had was his
yard: his hobby, his work of art, the focus of what was left of his
life. Jack knew from his own small-time landscaping jobs around
town how much sweat was invested in a yard like that. No man should
have to see that kind of effort wantonly destroyed. No man that age
should be reduced to standing in his own yard and crying.
Mr. Canelli’s helplessness unleashed
something inside Jack. He had lost his temper before, but the rage
he felt within him at that moment bordered on insanity. His jaw was
clamped so tightly his teeth ached; his entire body trembled as his
muscles bunched into knots. He had a good idea of who had done it
and could confirm his suspicions with little difficulty. He had to
fight off a wild urge to find them and run the Toro over their
faces a few times.
Reason won out. No sense landing himself in
jail while they got to play the roles of unfortunate victims.
There was another way. It leaped full-blown
into Jack’s head as he stood there.
He walked over to Mr. Canelli and said, “I
can fix it for you.”
The old man blotted his face with a
handkerchief and glared at him. “Fix it why? So you an’ you friends
can destroy it again?”
“I’ll fix it so it never happens
again.”
Mr. Canelli looked at him a long time without
speaking, then said, “Come inside. You tell me how.”
Jack didn’t give him all the details, just a
list of the materials he would need. He added fifty dollars for
labor. Mr. Canelli agreed but said he’d hold the fifty until he saw
results. They shook hands and had a small glass of barbarone to
seal the deal.
Jack began the following day. He bought three
dozen small spreading yews and planted them three and a half feet
apart along the perimeter of the corner lot while Mr. Canelli
started restorative work on his lawn. They talked while they
worked. Jack learned that the damage had been done by a smallish,
low-riding, light-colored car and a dark van. Mr. Canelli hadn’t
been able to get the license plate numbers. He had called the
police but the vandals were long gone by the time one of the local
cops came by. The police had been called before, but the incidents
were so random and, until now, of such little consequence, that
they hadn’t taken the complaints too seriously.
The next step was to secure three dozen
four-foot lengths of six-inch pipe and hide them in Mr. Canelli’s
garage. They used a post-hole digger to open a three-foot hole
directly behind each yew. Late one night, Jack and Mr. Canelli
mixed up a couple of bags of cement in the garage and filled each
of the four-foot iron pipes. Three days later, again under cover of
darkness, the cement-filled pipes were inserted into the holes
behind the yews and the dirt packed tight around them. Each bush
now had twelve to fifteen inches of makeshift lolly column hidden
within its branches.
The white picket fence was rebuilt around the
yard and Mr. Canelli continued to work at getting his lawn back
into shape. The only thing left for Jack to do was sit back and
wait.
It took a while. August ended, Labor Day
passed, school began again. By the third week of September, Mr.
Canelli had the yard graded again. The new grass had sprouted and
was filling in nicely.
And that, apparently, was what they had been
waiting for.
The sounds of sirens awoke Jack at one-thirty
a.m. on a Sunday morning. Red lights were flashing up at the corner
by Mr. Canelli’s house. Jack pulled on his jeans and ran to the
scene.
Two first aid rigs were pulling away as he
approached the top of the block. Straight ahead a black van lay on
its side by the curb. The smell of gasoline filled the air. In the
wash of light from a street lamp overhead he saw that the
undercarriage was damaged beyond repair: The left front lower
control arm was torn loose; the floor pan was ripped open, exposing
a bent drive shaft; the differential was knocked out of line, and
the gas tank was leaking. A fire truck stood by, readying to hose
down the area.
He walked on to the front of Mr. Canelli’s
house, where a yellow Camaro was stopped nose-on to the yard. The
windshield was spider-webbed with cracks and steam plumed around
the edges of the sprung hood. A quick glance under the hood
revealed a ruptured radiator, bent front axle, and cracked engine
block.
Mr. Canelli stood on his front steps. He
waved Jack over and stuck a fifty-dollar bill into his hand.
Jack stood beside him and watched until both
vehicles were towed away, until the street had been hosed down,
until the fire truck and police cars were gone. He was bursting
inside. He felt he could leap off the steps and fly around the yard
if he wished. He could not remember ever feeling so good. Nothing
smokable, ingestible, or injectable would ever give him a high like
this.
He was hooked.